REACH-A-ROUND The Corporate Lubricant

Skip the chemical-laden lube and make REACH-A-ROUND your own natural personal lubricant 

Introducing New REACH-A-ROUND

The Corporate Lubricant for those in a world of Business. 

 Be the first employee in your office to have a bottle of 

REACH-A-ROUND on your desk for easy access.

Expecting a raise or promotion? What's the chance you’ll be passed over? There’s no longer a reason to get hurt while getting screwed by your company. REACH-A-ROUND is now within reach.

Did you know the majority of personal lubricants on the market contain petrochemicals and preservatives that can be absorbed by your body and over time can lead to nerve, liver and brain damage, and cancer? Now that's a mood killer.

Coming April 15^th, 2012 Large 5,10, and 25 Gallon Containers

GOVERNMENT  REACH-A-ROUND

Here's an informative video from Grist on how to make your own Earth (and people) friendly lubricant. All you need are flax seeds, which can be found at your local natural foods store, and water. Easy and cheap. (Not that I'm implying that you are.)

Bonus: You can also use the flax mixture as hair gel - but not after you've used it as lube.

Want to 'go green' in the bedroom? Then be sure to check out this post on eco-friendly sex toys.

Natural lubes you can find online:

-Babeland Naturals Organic Lube

-Good Clean Love's organic and sustainable personal lubricants

-Yes® personal lubricant

Be sure to look for the New Church® REACH-A-ROUND coming in December 2012 after the Rapture or the Apocalypse.